Walgreens will now notify you by text message when your prescription is ready. Cool, right?
So I get a text. Two days later I get a phone call reminding me to pick up the first set of of my drugs for our new adventure. I’m excited!
The first set of drugs happen to be birth control pills. I’m gay. I trust the irony is not lost on you, dear reader.
Pharmacist: That’ll be $15 co-pay please.
I pay.
Pharmacist: So, have you used these before?
Me: Um, yeah, like 20 years ago!
Pharmacist: Great. Then you don’t have any questions.
Me: I guess things haven’t changed much since then. (Met by blank stare). Well, then. Nope. I guess I do not have any questions.
Pharmacist: Great. Then, all you have to do is renew your prescription every 21 days.
My thought bubble: Right. That’s all I have to do.
Me: Thank you. Have a nice day!